Ray and Lydia Wilsonoff are 47, Alia Shae is 12, Ari and Ava are 8
narrated by Alia Shae
Now that I'm a teen, mom and dad have been on my back about college. I mean, I'm just a teen! Barely into secondary school and I have plenty of time until university.
Mom tries to get me interested by saving newspaper articles about different universities, but right now college is the furthest thing from my mind. I do like looking at the stock market reports though. Sometimes when she's not trying so hard, we sit and read together. I love to read. I'm currently in the middle of "Eat, Plumbbob, Woohoo; a narrative history of stuff"
Mom has been trying to save her flowers. She wants to have a garden, but she's not very good at it. Mostly because she works crazy hours at the fire station. Her hours are going to get a little bit better since she was just promoted to Captain.
She and dad have the crazy idea that growing our own vegetables would help us with our weight. I know that when they say 'us' they really mean me.
I know that I'm a bit on the heavier side, but kids are not intimidated by the little skinny girls in school. I heard that secondary school is ruthless, so I need every bit of assets I have and if my big behind, or big bones as mom says, is enough to make the older idiots leave me alone, then so be it.
I get tired of everyone teasing me that my father is a pedophile and that I'm not the oldest anyway.
I know that dad has another child, Erline, who is a few months older than me. I don't know if they twins really know what that means. It means dad was woohooing with someone else when he was with mom. He told us and we see her sometimes for visits and when she video calls dad. One day we'll see her in person...I think. Mom doesn't want us to go back to Simmington Hills, I think she's ashamed.
I was surprised to see that Mrs. Warwick's husband, Rashid, was also rumored to be the father. Wow, I bet that was some crazy times then. If something like that happened now, I'd get a bowl of popcorn and get comfortable for the show.
Dad decided that he wanted to host a BBQ this summer with a few friends of his. I didn't know that he had friends.
I think I was right. I mean, who invites their boss, even if you are related. Boring!
Mom and dad surprised us and said that we were going to take a family trip to Kimikura. I don't know where they got the money for the trip, it's almost as if simoleans are falling from the sky. It doesn't matter, I can't wait to see it.
ROS***Ray have a sports party, invite 3 guests